What is the worst thing that can happen to you while shaving?

Answer 1

Female Circumcision.

Comments

I am pretty sure a high percentage of female circumcisions happen as an unfortunate side effect of shaving.

Answer 2

Instead of Shaving Cream, you accidentally put Sunscreen on your face and you poop your pants.

Answer 3

Cut your balls.

Answer 4

while shaving underarms, hitting a slippery spot and knicking a nipple. or so i hear.

Comments

this is the true truth.

Answer 5

Missing a spot.

Answer 6

Get hit by a bus.

Answer 7

leave the house with half a beard?

Answer 8

mistake your razor for your spoon in the bowl of cornflakes?

Answer 9

While shaving your upper cheek in the bathroom mirror, the door flies open knocking into your arm causing the razor to hop up on to your eyeball. Think The Andalusian Dog.

Answer 10

accidentally cutting your beard off

Answer 11

You accidentally use Nair instead of shaving cream and it gets into your eyes and you go blind.

Answer 12

An earthquake.

Answer 13

cutting a long strip of skin from your ankle up to your knee along your shin...Then you have to figure out what to do with the ribbon of skin flapping!

Comments

bah!  that is horrible!